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...being a listing of sexual partners of the 90210 characters
(only of those shown or discussed on the show)

Up to the third-to-last season (when I stopped watching)

SIX

Kelly
Ross Weber, John Sears, Steve Sanders, Dylan McKay, Brandon Walsh, Colin Roberts.

David
Clare Arnold, Donna Martin, Ariel, the 17 year old, Valerie Malone, Sophie.

SEVEN

Dylan
Brenda Walsh, Kelly Taylor, Valerie Malone, Antonia,
some whore when Kelly walked in, some whore when Valerie walked in,
and when Dylan got hypnotized he slept with a runaway girl played by Jennifer Astin.

EIGHT

Brandon
Emily Valentine, Tracy, Susan Keats, Kelly Taylor,
the girl in the first season from Minnesota,
the affair with the Professors wife,
that chick (Emma - some newswoman or something) when he cheated on Kelly
- she was a dopey babe who gave brandon a watch for a gift and kelly found it and thought it was for her,
and ?Nikki?


TEN
Valerie
David Silver, Steve Sanders, Dylan McKay, Ray Pruitt, Tom, her Dad,
the guy that nearly gave her HIV,
Kenny the married accounting guy who she told she was pregnant,
her step-Father to be in Las Vegas,
and Noah.


ELEVEN
Steve
Kelly Taylor, Laura, Celeste Lundy, Janet,
the girl from thanksgiving senior year when he taped a special with his Mum,
Valerie Malone, Carly (the Mum) from the third-to-last season year, ?Sophie?,
Assorted babes from season eight: Carly Reynolds, Jill Reiter (got pregnant), Sarah Edmonds (the married woman).
he didn't sleep with Tammy the policewoman
ummm...he also slept with Kathy Fisher, the resident advisor
after Andrea got married and went to live with Jesse, back in season 4...

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Drink once whenever...

* Brandon asks someone out

* Jim and/or Cindy say something supportive (drink twice if they say it to someone else's kids)

* Any of the Walshes refers to Minnesota

* Steve buys something (drink twice if it's really expensive)

* Donna agrees with Kelly (about anything)

* Brandon gives Brenda advice/is that understanding-brother type

* Any of the girls say something bitchy or mean

* There is a "politically correct" moment

* It's obvious that Ahhhhndrea wants Brandon

* It's obvious that Steve wants Brandon

* Steve says something patronizing or macho

* David Silver reverts to his previous geek-like ways

* An obscure Walsh relative suddenly appears

* One of Dylan's, uh, problems comes up (drinking, Mom, etc.)

* Anyone actually pays for food at the Peach Pit

* The subject of Steve's mom's TV show, Hartley House, comes up

* There is a moral to the story

* Anyone is in a life threatening situation

* Andrea's name is mispronounced

* Steve gets physical with anyone (drink twice if it's Kelly)

* Sue, Herbert, or Nikki return

* David and Kelly have a "brotherly/sisterly" moment

* Steve commits a crime and gets off scot-free

* Donna debates about sleeping with David

* Brandon loses a bet

* Brenda and Kelly fight over Dylan

* Andrea has something awful happen to her for no apparent reason

* Jackie avoids drug use during a stressful time

* Nat urges one of the kids to "help" whatever kid is sitting dejectedly in the Peach Pit

* Brandon meets a girl, falls in love, and gets dumped by the end of the episode

* A boom mic lowers into the picture

* Steve makes a weird sound when he starts talking

* Brandon's car gets totalled/messed up/set on fire, etc.

* The Walshes talk about installing another alarm system

* Any Walsh neighbors appear on the show

* An environmental related issue is subliminally mentioned on the show (recycling, environmental impact studies, etc.)

* We see the blue backdrop when the door is opened to the Peach Pit

* Surfing is mentioned by Dylan

* That cheesy sad piano version of the 90210 theme song is played

* Brandon dances or sings on the show

* We see Jim in his underpants on the show

* We see Cindy pretend to dial 911 then put the phone down without disconnecting

* The original opening is used on the older episodes when Douglas Emerson was still a cast member

* They have another party at the spooky haunted looking house that they used in the Halloween show

* Anyone on the show says, "I love it, and I love you!"

* Steve's grandfather appears on the show again

* The Beverly Hills Patrol beats someone up again

* Any of the 90210 parents besides Jim and Cindy appear on the show

* Anytime a 90210 cast member guest stars on another FOX program

* Kyle (he who is unsure whether or not he likes girls) reappears

Drink whenever:

Dylan:

* Gets laid: 1 drink

* Flirts with woman: 1 drink

* Walks funny: 1 drink

* Considers cheating on current Significant Other: 1 drink

* Cheats on Significant Other: 2 drinks

* Surfs: 2 drinks

* Acts stupidly macho: 2 drinks

* Makes literary reference: 3 drinks

* Reads or has someone read a sample of his writing: chug

Brandon:

* Looks clueless: 1 drink

* Changes hairstyle to somthing resembly a hockey puck: 3 drinks

* Acts moralistic: 1 drink

* Looks glum: 1 drink

* Pats someone on the shoulder: 2 drinks

* Walks into the Peach Pit and says, "Hey, Nat!": 1 drink

* Gets nosy: 2 drinks

* Calls anyone by a contraction of their name ( e.g. "Bren", "Kel", etc.): 2 drinks

* Calls Steve "Steve-O" or "Steve-a-rino": 3 drinks

Donna:

* Frustrates David sexually: 1 drink

* Makes dumb facial expression: 2 drinks

* Chews gum: 2 drinks

* Looks bewildered: 2 drinks

* Wears bikini: 2 drinks

* Wears spandex: 3 drinks

* Has her body parts roamed over by the cameraman: chug

* Is told she looks beautiful: 2 drinks

* Gets drunk: 2 drinks

Brenda:

* Acts bitchy: 1 drink

* Acts *really* bitchy: 2 drinks

* Acts *really, really* bitchy: 3 drinks

* Acts like a normal, pleasant human being: 4 drinks

* Worries: 1 drink

* Cries: 2 drinks

* Thinks a guy is cute: 1 drink

* Fakes an accent (other than French): 1 drink

* Fakes an accent (French): 2 drinks

* Does LaVerne: 3 drinks

* Is sad: 1 drink

* Is happy: 2 drinks

* Smiles (no teeth): 3 drinks

* Smile (teeth): 4 drinks

Kelly:

* Reference is made to her slutty days: 1 drink

* Reference is made to her nose job: 1 drink

* Does something stupid: 1 drink

* Gets a make-out scene: 1 drink

* Says, "Brenda, I can't believe you're *smoking*" or some such: 3 drinks

* Breaks up with Dylan: 2 drinks

Steve:

* Looks dumb: 1 drink

* Acts dumb: 1 drink

* Commits felony: 2 drinks

* Tries to act cool: 2 drinks

* Hits on a woman: 3 drinks

* Actually succeeds with a woman: 4 drinks

* Cheats on said woman: 2 drinks

* Says something lascivious about a woman (usu. to Brandon): 2 drinks

* Does soemthing abysmally stupid: 2 drinks

David:

* Does anything dorky: 1 drink

* Wants to screw Donna: 2 drinks

* Is shown "on the air": 2 drinks

* Dances: 3 drinks

* Gets pissed off: 1 drink

* Gets laid Yeah. Right.

* Shows up: 2 drinks

* Dresses like a geek: 1 drink

The Walshes:

* Smile, act supportive, or mention Minnesota: 1 drink

* Do all three in one scene: chug

Nat:

* Is shown anywhere outside the Peach Pit - 1 drink

* Acts happy to see Brenda - 2 drinks

* Acts happy to see Brandon - 1 drink

* Tells a story - 2 drinks

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